Allie

School, sports, and tumblr. That is my life. You don't have to tell me, I know. I'm awesome.

diamondtwink:

My life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t

(via pizza)

tragicthrills:

"next thing, we were back at her place"

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"drinking all the way to 3rd base"

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"princess getting naked"

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"dragged me up the stairs and it wasn’t ending there"

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english love affair

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(via 5sos-writing)

So… I’m goin on a date next week. Haha how’d this happen? The majority of the time he sees me in my work uniform and is not flattering at all lol

embarrassedluke:

5SOS’ thank you message on winning Best International Newcomer at the Kerrang Awards

(via stopitcalum)

kittenmichael:

I was like, good gracious- ass is bodacious (x)

(via softcal)

  • Early Feminists: Oh hey, we see that you can vote. We would like to vote also. I mean, since most of those laws effect us too and all.
  • Men: YOU JUST WANT SUPERIORITY OVER MEN!
  • Mid-century Feminists: Hey, that whole thing about how you can have careers and earn a living wage outside the home? Yes that sounds nice, we'd like the option to do that as well.
  • Men: YOU WANT A MATRIARCHY, THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT!
  • Late 20th century Feminists: Hey we would like to make our own choices about our reproductive health, just like you've always had.
  • Men: YOU ARE TRYING TO TAKE MEN'S RIGHTS AWAY!
  • Modern-day feminists: Hey, if you could you stop sexually assaulting/harassing us and them blaming us for it, that'd be pretty great.
  • Men: THIS IS MISANDRY, MISANDRY I SAY! FEMINISTS HAVE GONE TOO FAR!
  • Feminists: Um...
  • Men: THE END OF MEN IS NIGH! MALE OPPRESSION IS REAL! THE MATRIARCHAL AGE IS UPON US!